One evening in August 2018, in Niceville, Florida (Okaloosa County), police responding to a house fire were met by a naked man who stepped out of the smoking home, said “sorry,” and shut the door. Inside, towels and other items were burning.
He’d reportedly drunk two liters of vodka and was trying to bake cookies on a George Foreman grill — a flat electric grill. Why he had no clothes on was never explained.
From Jake
Floridians have energy — enough to down two liters at midnight and decide to bake cookies. …The George Foreman grill is in every American home. It’s a meat tool, not a cookie tool. Stepping out of a burning doorway to say only “sorry” and shut the door — that economy is pretty Florida too. As for why he wasn’t wearing clothes, I’d bet he doesn’t remember either.