He Had "All Gas No Brakes" Tattooed on His Neck. Then He Crashed Fleeing Police.
A man with an "ALL GAS NO BRAKES" neck tattoo rear-ended a parked car while running from deputies. He took his motto a little too literally.
Genre: Minor Crime
He Came Dressed as a Banana, Then Whipped Out His "Banana"
A college student in a banana costume peed on a Key West sidewalk on Halloween, ran from police, and was arrested for disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.
He Painted "Booty Patrol" on His Truck and Got Cited for Looking Like a Cop
A man dressed up his truck to resemble a patrol vehicle, complete with "Booty Patrol" lettering. Deputies cited him for impersonating law enforcement.
A Man Got Beat Up by the Easter Bunny on a Downtown Street
Early one morning in Orlando, a man who'd argued with a woman ended up trading punches with a person in an Easter Bunny suit. The bunny's fists won.
He Robbed the Same Dollar General Two Days in a Row, Blamed "Voices in His Head"
A man hit the same discount store on consecutive days. The second time a clerk recognized him — and his reason for all of it was that voices told him to.
A Man Tried to Shoot a Puppy. The Puppy Shot Him Instead.
A man pulled out a gun to put down one of seven puppies. A puppy's paw landed on the trigger, and the one who got shot was him.
India's Infamous "Poop and Run" Thief Finally Caught
A phone thief kept escaping by defecating on command, repelling officers with the stench long enough to flee. Delhi police finally got him — wearing stink-proof masks.
Wanted Man Walks Into Police Station to Chase Up His Job Application, Gets Arrested
A fugitive on the run for seven years strolled into a police station to ask why his job application there hadn't gotten a reply. They checked his name on the spot.