He Came Dressed as a Banana, Then Whipped Out His "Banana"

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He Came Dressed as a Banana, Then Whipped Out His "Banana"

Around 1:20 AM on October 31, 2023 — Halloween — a man in a bright yellow banana costume was arrested for urinating on a sidewalk in the Old Town district of Key West, Florida. He is Kyle Mortimer, 20, a college student.

An officer was flagged down over a report of a man relieving himself against the side of a building. A row of porta-potties stood nearby, but Mortimer had chosen the sidewalk instead. Told to stop, he kept going, then bolted, running zig-zag patterns through the crowd toward Duval Street.

A second officer caught up and moved to detain him. Mortimer twisted and pulled away; even after a leg sweep took him to the ground, he interlaced his fingers and clenched them tight to resist being cuffed. He was eventually secured — and his mugshot was taken with the banana suit still on.

The charges: disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. Mortimer was released on bail, with arraignment set for November 16.

Florida racks up so many bizarre arrests not because crime is unusually high, but because of the 1909 Florida Public Records Law — the “Sunshine Law.” Records created or received by state and local agencies are public by default, arrest reports and police logs included, so odd incidents reach reporters fast and become news. Add the third-largest population in the country, a steady influx of new arrivals, and a warm climate that fuels outdoor day-drinking, and you get the “Florida Man” meme.

From Jake

In America, a costume is protected expression. Wearing a banana — sure. Whipping out the other banana — no, that one’s not protected. That’s disorderly conduct. Key West turns into a citywide costume parade on Halloween, and Duval Street is packed past midnight. There were porta-potties right there, lined up and ready. And still, every year, one or two people pick the sidewalk instead and end up in a mugshot with the suit still on.

From the Editor

Source: Florida Man