He Had "All Gas No Brakes" Tattooed on His Neck. Then He Crashed Fleeing Police.
A man with an "ALL GAS NO BRAKES" neck tattoo rear-ended a parked car while running from deputies. He took his motto a little too literally.
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He Came Dressed as a Banana, Then Whipped Out His "Banana"
A college student in a banana costume peed on a Key West sidewalk on Halloween, ran from police, and was arrested for disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.
He Painted "Booty Patrol" on His Truck and Got Cited for Looking Like a Cop
A man dressed up his truck to resemble a patrol vehicle, complete with "Booty Patrol" lettering. Deputies cited him for impersonating law enforcement.
A Man Got Beat Up by the Easter Bunny on a Downtown Street
Early one morning in Orlando, a man who'd argued with a woman ended up trading punches with a person in an Easter Bunny suit. The bunny's fists won.
India's Infamous "Poop and Run" Thief Finally Caught
A phone thief kept escaping by defecating on command, repelling officers with the stench long enough to flee. Delhi police finally got him — wearing stink-proof masks.
A Naked Man Drank 2 Liters of Vodka and Burned Down His House Baking Cookies on a George Foreman Grill
A man who'd downed two liters of vodka tried to bake cookies on a George Foreman grill and set his house on fire. He answered the door, said sorry, and closed it.
Wanted Man Walks Into Police Station to Chase Up His Job Application, Gets Arrested
A fugitive on the run for seven years strolled into a police station to ask why his job application there hadn't gotten a reply. They checked his name on the spot.